The Left’s post-coital snooze

My friend kernunos asked me the other day: Where are the Moonbats? Where are the militant liberals ranting silliness? They seem to have lost their spunk. They just don’t want to play in the blogoshere anymore. I’ve noticed the same phenomena. But I have a theory, and here it is:

First, we need a short sex education class so that people easily understand what my theory entails.

Did you know that before a male horse mates, it can take four people just to control the horny animal while trying to get him to mate? After the stallion’s had his way with the mare, the poor boy can barely stand by himself and can be led away to beddy-buys by a small, adoring child.

And of course, in the laundry list of women’s complaints about men, is that they always want to go to sleep after sex. Guess what, ladies. It’s that weird thing called….BIOLOGY! Yes, we leave the toilet seat up, love video games and fall asleep after sex. That’s just the way it is. See, it’s a hormone. Everything, it seems can be blamed on hormones. Women like to bitch because of them and men want sex because of testosterone (Ok, I’m oversimplifying here. Testosterone levels are only part of the equation when it comes to libido), and we fall asleep afterwards because of a hormone called prolactin. Ain’t nothin’ we can do about it. The hormone introduces a wait period before a man can perform again, and also makes him sleepy. Animals injected with prolactin, immediately become tired.

Biology class is over, so you can quit the giggling and whispering in the back of the class.

Your lesson learned may have a political equivalent. Over the last two years, the media, far-left liberals, women of every hue and political affiliation have been engaged in a giant mega-orgy with Obama. The titanic debauch–which encompassed the whole world–even had all of Europe feeling the earth move. It culminated in a budget-shattering orgasm on Obama’s inauguration day. Feeling satiated, the Leftists, Moonbats, “Socialist-Democrats”, Progressives, Libertines and even Keith Olbermann have rolled over and commenced a good snooze.

But it’s only a matter of time ’til they’re ready to climb back in the saddle. They’re  a lustful bunch. The mating cycle of the Moonbat makes bunnies look like downright prudes. They’ll be back, even more libidinous than before, demanding people’s rights to marry animals or some such thing.


9 Responses to “The Left’s post-coital snooze”

  1. February 7, 2009 at 11:30 am

    The blogosphere has been hijacked recently by incredibly bitter Republicans using ridiculous arguments to discredit Obama. He’d only been in a day before the “I fear for our country” blogs started appearing everywhere, blissfully unaware of how much of an outcast the U.S has become under a Conservative rule these past eight years.
    It’s almost impressive.

  2. February 7, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    Hmmm. Sounds like what happened to George Bush…

  3. 3 Ram Venkatararam
    February 7, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    You seem to know an awful lot about animal husbandry…is this a professional or personal interest. As for the political stuff – I have no interest in that. I own a convenience store – I’m just interested in thwarting people from stealing my Mars bars.

  4. 4 kernunos
    February 7, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    Hijacked? Have they been not permitted to post anymore. You posted easily enough. Have ‘Republicans’ taken away your right to post? I think that was the point here is that the activity of the Left dropped. ‘Bush Derangement Syndrome’ has been shifted to ‘Palin Derangement Syndrome’ and even though it has not ramped up yet, I’m sure it will be on like Donkey Kong soon enough. By the way, it is easy to discredit Obama if he keeps making bad choices. If he makes a good one we have said so here. We do not make preposterous statements like the hijacking of the blogosphere. I’m not sure it can even be done. You are welcome to look through the posts here and on the Dr. Michael LaBossiere blog link to the right and question and discuss everything we have blogged. I welcome it and look forward to it but I have a feeling you will not. You just sound like an angry ‘drive-by’ poster. Spout a bumper sticker slogan and then leave is what Libs are good at. They cannot compete in the arena of ideas.

  5. 5 friendlysmile
    February 7, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    dear magus ..you have way too much energy to fall asleep after a mating session.
    perhaps the line is the answer :>)

  6. 6 kernunos
    February 7, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    Funny post though. I’m glad they don’t use political-Viagra.

  7. 7 Mike Rozos
    February 8, 2009 at 3:23 am

    And now we seem to be pregnant with an 850 billion dollar baby!

    It only took three minutes to conceive and will take the next 22 years to pay for.

    Unless it thinks grad school is necessary.

    And a sports car.

    Then I’d give it 24.

    But this child could become a productive cosmetic surgeon and yield mommy and daddy some bucks.

    Then it wold be OK.

    We’ll see.

    Believe it or not, FutileD, we actually are hoping for the best.

  8. February 8, 2009 at 8:46 am


    What kind of Ram is that, anyways? Is it the kind that has a mating cycle of never?

    I have 23 PHDs in various types of biology. I won’t bore you with the esoterics.

  9. 9 kernunos
    February 8, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    Ram, where you doing a search on animal husbandry to try and find a way to thwart Mars Bars bandits? How did you end up here?

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