Awww–isn’t she a sweetheart.

Wispy shroud flows down like a fountain

A heart so steep, an unassailed mountain

Pouting beauty to you no mystery

Have only to search the annals of history

All effort made to hone effete power

Leaving my spirit an apple sour

Dark poet’s din does the lonely sing

For in the end, we have not a thing

Peer not, oh wandering eye

Not at arm, nor hip, nor thigh

There walks but a shattered dream

Better now ponder, wade, this cooling crystal stream~ Desire’s Requiem, unknown author.

Drunk ladies were always the worst to arrest. Seems a lifetime of coddling made them lose sight of the fact that even hot girls can go to jail. This sweetheart, according to Smoking Gun.com, kicked and bit the cops during her arrest at a New Jersey bar.

Drunk but hot girls like to throw down when the heat is on....

Drunk but hot girls like to throw down when the heat is on....

And the folks here at the library must think I’m insane, ’cause I couldn’t stop laughing ta some of the pics on Failblog.com, which i’ve posted below.
Kay, Johhny. Heres where you get out...

'Kay, Johhny. Here's where you get out...

Grandmas dead...But the puppys cute

Grandma's dead...But the puppy's cute

Whats for dinner, chum?
What’s for dinner, chum?
Got Milk?

Got Milk?

This guy is a FAIL and a great mug-shot.


8 Responses to “Awww–isn’t she a sweetheart.”

  1. December 24, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    We saw that first women on another posting that had funny mugshots of the year — you should check that one out. Have a great holiday

  2. 2 sandysays1
    December 24, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    Yes some of its haaa, haaa, haaa, funny. Some is moo funny. One question; the babe was arrested for what? She looks hot enough to steam clean the room. Oh well, Merry Christmas. Visit me at http://www.SandySays1.wordpress.com and read “Claus and the Consultant,” and get some holiday laughs.

  3. December 24, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    hot babe; i cook my dog every day – Sugar – and shee cooks me 2

    .. NO JOKE – i have COW pajamas, 2 – my favs…i lend them only to my crazy friend margie – who i’ve written about [but wrote sounds better] in 2cob, too.

    -beeha – http://2cob.wordpress.com

    spread the word and the word is love

    peace, too,

    and 2 U, Magus71 on Christmas Time ;; Day – 12-25-2008;;;

    – bee-ha

  4. 4 kernunos
    December 24, 2008 at 6:28 pm

    She isn’t a ball buster. Oh no, she is a testicle puree machine.

  5. December 24, 2008 at 7:27 pm

    ha….! not bad, kernunos; even pretty good.

    merry, happy 2 U 2

    -beeha, http://2cob.wordpress.com

  6. 6 kernunos
    December 25, 2008 at 6:34 am

    Merry Christmas to you Beeha and to anyone reading this.

  7. December 25, 2008 at 10:31 am

    I’m not sure what she got arrested for, but at leasther hair isn’t too mussed and her cleavage is gratuitouly exposed. So it’s not all bad.

    She looks like a lot of the German girls here, but I have to say the German’s seem to a be much friendlier than this little firecracker does. That’s probably because the Polizei don’t play nice—Nothing like brutal Prussian justice!

  8. 8 Mike Rozos
    December 25, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    Merry Christmas, Magus!!

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