21
Feb
08

Barak’s Michelle

This past weekend, Michelle Obama, wife of Barak Obama, made a speech in which she stated that, for the first time in her life, she is truly proud of her country. She says she’s proud because the country is demanding change. Barak quickly clarified his wife’s statement, saying that she meant, for the first time she was proud of American politics.

How many times is a person running for president, or in a position of power, going to allow their fate to be controlled by someone close to them? When will they learn to grab the microphone from their wives’s hands before she says something stupid. Remember Tipper Gore? Where’d she go? Bill Clinton too has all but ruined Hillary’s chances, by showing his a side of himself that the media used to help him hide. But then he did the dumb thing and attacked the media itself. He found that no power on earth can withstand the American media’s wrath, not even Slick Willy…

Michelle Obama finds herself on the cover of the leftist rag called Newsweek. I don’t know about you, but the bias in that magazine drips off the pages and makes a mess on my floor. Mark my words, Michelle Obama will make no more speeches before the primaries. She’s done, or hopefully she is, for the sake of Barak’s hopes of socialized utopia. He’d best just hand her a bottle of Vicodin and stock the cupboards with Rum and Coke, then buy her the complete first season of Desperate Housewives. “Honey, why don’t you just stay home and relax, watch a movie. I’ll be at Oprah’s if you need me…)

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